Sunday, 8 August 2010

Wedding bells for Cheryl?

Most of the papers now seem to think it's only a matter of time before Cheryl and Derek tie the knot. The only problem with this piece of wishful thinking on the part of the tabloids is that Cheryl is still married to Cheryl and is unlikely to help speed up the divorce if he thinks that it will allow Cheryl to get hitched again.
After all the hassle Cheryl has had over the last couple of years surely she would  like to be single for a while rather than rushing into wedlock again.

Ashley's dream move to Spain now seems to be off after the 'Special One' admitted that Chelsea wouldn't do a deal. Realistically this is Ashley's last chance of a big move because by next year he will be considered too old for a big money switch. Is only hope now is that Barcelona step in with a late bid, they have clearly had their noses pushed out of Cesc so they might want to save face by landing a player that Real Madrid couldn't get.

About six months ago Ash was a national hate figure after he was caught playing away from home but since then many of his England colleagues have proved that he's really an amateur when it comes to cheating on his partner. John Terry proved to be a real cad sleeping with a team-mates girlfriend and now Peter Crouch has been caught banging a hooker in Spain. Sadly for Peter he seema to have found the only hooker in Madrid who has her very own PR advisor who told her that shagging Crouchy would be good for her career and her bank balance.

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