New research has found that petting a dog is the best cure for stress. Obviously I've always known this but I hope that Cheryl reads this story then she might realise that she would be better spending more time with me than Derek.
Having whisked her over to America, Derek is starting to look like a bit of a cheap skate, he offered to take her out for a Subway Sandwich. Ashley has a reputation as a skin-flint but even he wouldn't sink that low. Next thing you know he will be buying her a happy meal.
Todays silliest story is that Cheryl and Katy Perry have offered to organise Simon's stag night, like that is ever going to happen! He would have to pop the question before they can start planning for a wedding.
Ashley doesn't seem to be going anywhere fast with the Godfather saying that he's not for sale. It's not clear if he really means it or whether he's just trying to push up the asking price.
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