Simon poses for the cameras again!

While every one stook in Britain is left looking up at cloudy skys, Cowell has yest again got the paparazi to take lots of flattering pictures of him and his lady friend looking cool whizzing across the sea on Jetski's. Why oh why does he continue to try and pretend to members of the public that he is some kind of macho super hero. Everyone who really knows him knows that he's really a bit of a wimp who runs a mile at the sight of a spider.