Another celeb has revealed he fancies Cheryl, this time it was little Justin Bieber. If she went out with him he would be more like a mascot than a boyfriend.
Beck's has been publicly kicked into touch by Fabio who has basically said that Golden Balls is now too old to play for England. If Fabio realy does think that age is a barrier to success in football will he retire at 65 and go back to Italy and draw his pension or will he stay on the FA gravy train.
Ashley, John Terry and Peter Crouch are being blamed for costing England £20m in sponsorship, I think that is a tad harsh on Crouchy who didn't actually start dipping his wick in a tart until a few weeks ago. If England have lost sponsors it is probably more down to their pisspoor performance on the pitch rather than the late night antics of a few of the randier players. I'm sure there are plenty of companies that would love to be associated with a team made up of players who can run their socks off for 90 inutes and still have the energy to go off and shag a lover all night. I wish I had all that energy. I did like it when some one asked Crouchy what he would be if he wasn't a footballer and he replied 'a virgin'
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