One newspaper website has a picture of Cheryl looking glum when she turned up at the X-factor auditions today, and asked the question why is she looking glum? Here are just a few suggestions I'd like to throw into the mix.
i. She was in Glasgow.
ii. The weather was bloody awful.
iii She knows 90% of acts will be awful.
iv She's got to spend the day with Geri and Simon.
v She's starting to miss Ashley.
vi She's drawn England in the World Cup sweepstake.
vii She's knackered.
viii A combination of any of the above.
Money must be getting tight at Chelsea Joe Cole and Michael Ballack have both been released after the club refused to meat their excessive pay demands, Ash is probably OK at the moment but I was him I'd jump at the chance of a move to Real Madrid if Jose comes knocking.
Enjoyed Junior Apprentice this evening hope that Cheryl or Ash spotted to two dog products that one of the teams was selling. I'd love the luxury do chair and the idea of being transported everywhere in my own little buggie appeals. If I don't have to walk all the way to the park I will have a lot more energy when I get there to service any fit bitches who may be in need of some love action.
Big Brother enters it's last series tonight but I'm only going to watch it if Cheryl is here to watch it with me. Watching BB on your own really does make you look very sad indeed.
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