Sunday, 6 June 2010

Cheryl Lookalike

It must be  slow news day today because the News of the World has a big splash on it's front page claiming that Ash is dating a Cheryl-lookalike. By lookalike they actually mean that she's small and thin and has long hair. As Ash is over in South Africa plying football it is hard to see why this story really warrants such a big spread. Any one would think the paper was trying to derail England's chances of winning the cup.

Not to be out done the Sunday Mirror is running it's own silly story claiming that Cheryl is going to hold a divorce party while England are playing the USA next Saturday and she is going to ban guests from watching the game. I really don't believe that Cheryl is really that stupid to run the risk of being photographed having a good time if there is any chance of losing a world cup game. That would be guaranteed to lose her a lot of support in this country. Some of her recent behaviour is already starting to annoy some of her loyal fans and i she's not carefully she could easily fall off of her pedestal.

Dancing Derek has spoken out claiming that Cheryl is the girl for him, to paraphrase Mrs Merton, 'Derek what first attracted you to rich pop star Cheryl Cole?'

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