Cheryl has the power to determine sexuality according to Fergie from the Black-Eyed Peas. Apparently she is so beautiful that she could persuade a straight girl to become a lesbian and a gay man to become heterosexual. I know she's a looker but I don't think her powers are as special as that, they certainly haven't worked with the two male judges on X-factor.
Why oh why, did I bother to watch the England match? That must be the most dire game I've ever watched. Ashley played well but Rooney and Heskey couldn't have scored in a brothel tonight. Have England gone for the wrong Italian manager?
I read in one paper today that a dog was left a house and £3m by his owner in will. When will I ever have that kind of luck?
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