Home alone again!

Looks like madam's abandoned me again while she goes swanning of with her new beau. I don't mind her taking a holiday but why can't she holiday in the UK so that she can take me along. Who want's to go on holiday to Tanzania? It's not as though it's famous for anything. I think the only reason they have gone there is because they know the paparazzi won't be too keen to travel there.