Simon's favourite PR guru and fixer Max Clifford has been offering advice to Cheryl about what to do when se becomes single. He didn't tell her in person he did it via on interview on TV. Apparently have to giving the matter so considerable thought he has decided that she should revert to being Cheryl Tweedy again. Wow what a genius. I can't believe that people pay him good money for handing out should bleeding obvious advice.
The day after Chezza told the world that all she wanted was her dogs she is abandoning us yet again to jet off to the states. If we were children we would be in care by now given the number of times we have been left behind while are parent goes AWOL.
Cheryl has let it be known that Ash tried to woo her back by writing her poetry. That will not have done him any favours while he is on England duty, half the team will take the piss out of him and the other half asking im to write them poems to win back their betters halves.
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