Ash has been trying to ring Cheryl all week but he's not managed to speak to her because she's got a new mobile and she's only given the number to a select few people. When he rings on the house phone he just gets Cheryl's mum so she just gives him the brush off. Unable to speak to Cheryl in person he has left her several messages on the answer phone. It sounds as though he really wants her to go an see him play against Stoke on Sunday. He clearly hopes that if she sees him playing at his best and helping Chelsea win the premiership she might start to remember what first attracted her to him. He's clearly desperate because he even said he'd arrange a ticket for her mum as well. I'm not sure if he would be that keen if she used the spare ticket to take along Will.Iam. That would really put the cat among the pigeons we might even see a repeat of the famous Eric Cantona Kung Fu kick if Willl.Iam got close enough to the touch-line.
Lady Gaga has revealed that when she was at school her friends used to call her the Little Mermaid, I wonder if that was because she had a big tail and no vagina.
Paris Hilton claims she wants a boyfiend with a rea job, surely any one with a real job would not have enough time or energy to act as her sex slave when getting home from work.
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