Friday, 7 May 2010

I told you so!

Amid all the wild speculation about Cheryl and Will.Iam being an item I've made it very clear that I didn't believe any of it and now it appears I have been proved correct. On Wednesday Cheryl stayed behind after the gig to mingle with Will and her mum, but last night Cheryl came home straight after the concert and Will was season smuggling a long-legged beauty back to his hotel room. So my doggie intuition was right again. If Cheryl really was going to hitch up with a new bloke she would introduce him to me before introducing him to her mother. It's a well known fact tat new relationships are doomed to fail if your new partner fails to hit it off with your pet and vice versa. Apparently the only female member of the Black eyed peas has teased Will, that she's got more chance of bedding Cheryl than he has. That must have really dinted his ego.

I'm glad to see Dannii as been getting herself in lots of bother this week,  first she managed to give away the names of some award winners on Twitter and today she let on that she's having a girl even though she had agreed with her bloke that they would keep it a secret. I bet within 18 months of being born the baby will be modelling Dannii's new range of designer clothes for toddlers. That woman never misses a trick hen it comes to making some extra cash. I suppose she will need to now that Simon his cutting her pay.

I was reading in one of the glossies today that Holywood Actress Sandra Bullock often sleeps with 9 dogs, no wonder her hubbie decided to go and play the field. How can any bloke concentrate on giving a woman a good time when he's playing to an audience of 101 bloody dalmations. May be everytime he made love the dogs all eld up cards to score him out of 10 for his performance.

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