I can't believe that Cheryl has let it be nown that now she is over Ashley she is gagging for sex. I can only assume that this is just more voyerism on the part of the tabloids because it is based on two false assumptions.Firstly it assumes that she is really over Ash, (which I very much doubt) and secondly that when they were together they were at it like rabbits.(I was there and they certainly weren't at it like rabbits.)
Max Clifford was on the box earlier explaining how he covers up the fact that some of his clients may be gay or bi-sexual by ensuring that they are frequently photographed with attractive women. Now remind which celebrity do we know who has Max on his speed dial? Surely Simon wouldn't use Max to cover up his real sexuality!
Cheryl's brother seems to have got himself in trouble again after he was arrested following a robbery at a Post Office. How stupid would some one have to be to try and rob a Post Office these days? Surely it's now a well known fact that most people on benefits now get the money paid into bank accounts because they can't be arsed to walk to the Post Office. Hopefully with big brother in trouble Cheryl's mum might have to spend more time in Newcastle so I can have more fun around the house.
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