Apparently Cheryl has been paid £250,000 to do a 30 minute show in Cannes. Why would any one pay that amount of money to see Cheryl perfom when they can go out and buy her latest DVD for a tenner. Whatever happened to the credit crunch. If Cheryl could squeeze in 4 shows like that a night she could make a million pounds in an evening without breaking sweat.
Of course after the concert Cheryl was pictured laughing and joking with Will.Iam allowing all the papers to run the usual tripe about Cheryl and Will.Iam being an item. Having seen the pictures I can only assume that Cheryl was laughing at the fact that Will was wearing a stupid white suit. He also appears to be wearing sun glasses in a bloody night club. What a joke.
I felt really frisky on my way to the park but when I got there it was far too hot for any serious action. On the way home we passed a branch of Ann Summer's and I noticed they have a range of lingerie designed in the style of the England football kit. I'd be interested to know the logic behind this new range. Presumably if England win a game most blokes will be so keen for a shag that they would be prepared for action whatever their wives/partners are wearing. On the other hand if England lose or draw he last thing a bloke would want to see is their dearly beloved dressed in the England colours. If Lord Sugar was in charge of Ann Summers I'm sure a few executives would be out of a job in the very near future.
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