Saturday, 3 July 2010

He's no gentleman.

Simon has been teasing Cheryl at the X-factor auditions because she was slightly hungover the day after her birthday. No gentleman would stoop that low in pursuit of some cheap laughs.

Ashley seems to be very much in demand at the moment especially in other countries, Real Madrid are rumoured to be thinking of bidding £30m for his services. I don't think Cheryl will be happy to find that he is early morning than her given that all he has to do his chase a ball around a pitch for 90 minutes a week while she has to work all the hours god sends in order to maximise her revenue streams.

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