Return of the frost.

While the rest of England has been basking in Spring sunshine, the atmosphere here is still very frosty.
Ash is back but Cheryl is giving him the cold shoulder, the Mother-in-law, is still doing a good impression of Lady Macbeth and the media scum scrum has returned outside the house hoping to get a picture of Cheryl and Ashley either kissing and making up or throttling each other.

Cheryl suddenly seems to be getting cold feet over giving Ash the boot, she clearly doesn't want to be seen as the woman who cost England the World Cup, and ditching Ash when he is on crutches also makes her look a bit cruel. 

I don't think Cheryl was over impressed to see a bloke dressed in drag pretending to be her win the Sports relief show.  It probably just help to reinforce the impression that the public are starting to turn on Cheryl.
Cheryl also appears to be panicking about the re-emergence as Charlotte Church on the celeb circuit. She's now looking very thin and attractive, she has a gorgeous fellow and two lovely kids. This is just the kind of compertition that Chezza could do without at the moment.

There was at least some good news today, Chelsea hammered the Hammers to go to the top of the table, we just need Fulham to get a result against Man U tomorrow to help us open up a gap.