Cheryl has announced that she is to publish her first book. But don't get too excited it won't be a warts an all account of her life with Ash, or an in depth account of how much she likes her two dogs, no it's a book of photographs. I'm just hoping she isn't planning to publish any pics of me wearing stupid outfits. If she does I will have to go into hiding because I won't be able to show my face in town again. Why oh why does the world need more pictures of Cheryl? She must be the most photographed celeb in the country if not the world. Does she want thousands of teenage boys to be playing with their bits while ogling her in a book?
There seems to be much speculation at the moment about who will replace Dannii if she gets the boot from X-factor, Sharon Osbournes name has been thrown in the hat but I can't see it myself, Simon isn't that keen of fiesty women, Robbie Williams has also been suggested but do they really want a panel of three blokes plus Cheryl? May be they should have Paul O' Grady on the panel playing Lily Savage, it would provide all the bitchiness of Sharon but offset with some humour. He would certainly get my vote.
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