Friday, 26 March 2010

He will go down as a tryer.

Ashley has been busy telling the world and it's mother how he is planning to win Cheryl back. He some how thinks that presenting her with a book of old photographs is going to do the trick. If this plan has any chance of working he will have to ensure he can find pictures where the two of them are both smiling which coud prove to be a bit of a tall order.

Looks as though smarmy Simon has picked up an Emmy for his contribution to TV. Well he migt have made a contribution to TV but he certainly hasn't done much for the music industry with all his naff acts producing piss poor records.

Just as Cheryl is coming to terms with the fact that she is not going to a sprog any time soon, rumours are circulating that Beyonce may be up the duff. Whilst she is keeping tight lipped about the rumours at present the next time she walks through one of those new airport body scanners all will be revealed.

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