With very little new to write about the Ashley and Cheryl saga the papers have decided to concentrate on how thin Cheryl is looking at the moment. Surely anyone who has just split from a loved one and then suffered a serious chest infection is bound to lose a bit of weight. I just wish the bitches who spew out their bile in the Daily Mail would just take the time to explain exactly what size and weight the perfect woman should actually be.
Cheryl seems to have put herself in the spotlight because she was photographed not wearing her wedding ring, if she wants to avoid this situation arising again she should start to wear gloves a bit more. Obviously most Geordies don't wear gloves even in the middle of winter because they don't want to be seen as wimps.
It looks as though another lads mag is about to reveal a poll that shows that a lot of young men think of Cheryl while having a five knuckle shuffle. I'm not really sure that Cheryl will be too keen to be seen as popular with wankers.
With Cheryl over in Paris promoting her new album I'm hoping she might bring me back a carton of beer. Apparently it's now all the trend in Paris to give beer to dogs. I'd love to give it ago because it woul help me to deal with all the stress I have to deal with on a daily basis.
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