Ash has been abit on edge today, he always gets nervous before the local derby with Arsenal because the gunners fans always give him a hard time. Sadly many of them remember him moaning about having to live on £50,000 a week when he donned the red and white shirt. It's likely to be even more tasty tomorrow if the Arsenal fans start to have ago at JT I've already placed a bet on the Internet that there will be at least two red cards. If Arsenal lose tomorrow and then lose to the scouse mob in the week their premiership ambitions are all but over. Ash knows he's got to put in a good shift because Wayne Bridges is now fit again and breathing down is neck for the left-back spot in the England team. I've no doubt he'll spend the next week trying to get even fitter going for long runs with 'Eye of the Tiger' blearing out of his I-pod.
One of Cheryl's backing singers Sarah H, has just taken 8 of her friends on an all expenses paid holiday to Barbados. How desparate does that make her look. I hope that none of Cheryl's old friends are not expecting similar treatment. Can you imagine her taking a bunch of beer swilling Geordie Chavs to a 5 star hotel in a luxury resort? It would be carnage.
Apparently some of the WAGS are revolting! (you can say that again). They are not happy because Fabio AKA the God Father has said that they must stop in a hotel 80 miles away from the players so that they are not a distraction. Given the recent revelations about JT keeping Wife's and Girlfriends 80 miles away from him sounds like a very sensible idea.
Cheryl's X-factor rival Dannii Minogue has agreed to take part in an a fly on the wall documentary show, remind me to buy extra pop-corn on the night she goes into labour.
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