Ash was off and out early today because the lads have got a game against the scouse mob that wear the blue shirts. This could be a tricky game after the lads ran their socks off against Arsenal. Cheryl has given Ash strict instructions about coming straight home after the match and no sloping off drinking with the wild boys.
Simon seems to be hogging the limelight brcause 'his charity single is the fastest selling singe of the decade.
Well firstly the decade is ony just over a month old and secondly how is it Simon's record. He didn't write he song and he certainly didn't sing on it.
Cheryl's old X-factor foe Dannii Minogue has scored a victory against several newspapers who she claimed invaded her privacy because they announced she was pregnant before she had her scan. How can ay one who has just signed up for a fly-on-the wall reality show claim that her privacy is important to her?
Yet again Cheryl has been going on about Ashley's past misdemenors, she has warned JT's ex-mistress to
stay away from her hbby because she says she's worried he might stray again. I don't know what she is worrying about I always give Ash a good sniff when he comes in and if I smell the faintess hint of perfume I'll send Cheryl an anonymous text warning her to be on the look out for any tell tail signs that he might be playing away, like spending to much time in he bathroom or excessive grooming or too much secretive texting.
If only men could lick their own balls like me I'm sure there would be less of this cheating going on. After all once a woman has hooked her man and got a ring on his finger the blow jobs suddenly come to an end and the husband eventually has to look elsewhere for oral stimulaton.
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