The silly season.

At this time of year there always lots of stupid stories in the paper as journalist try and come up with scoops when news is thin on the ground. The latest pile of pooh to come out of Wapping is that Cheryl is thinking of giving up show business.  Why on earth would she do that? If she did give up singing and appearing in adverts she would still be mobbed whenever she was out in public so she may as well keep making money out of being famous and use it to pay for plenty of security guards and electric fences around her home.