The new judge on X-factor seems to have been transformed into a Cheryl lookalike. Is that what Simon set out to achieve a discounted version of Cheryl? I wonder if he will now try and find someone who looks a bit like Louis Walsh but who will only expect to receive a tenth of his fees.

Perhaps there is also a Cowell lookalike out there somewhere. But if you did look too much like Simon you would try not to go out too much just in case someone tries to deck you.