Cheryl's autobiography has become the No1 selling book in the run upto Christmas, who the heck wants to read a book about a stick insect when you are fat and bloated after Christmas dinner.
Cheryl apparently felt choked up after receiving a Christmas card from ex-husband Ashley, perhaps if she was better at swallowing they would still be together.
Still not spooted any presents with my name on.. What could I be getting?
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