Whatever happened to global warming? I thought this country set to become hotter and hotter not colder and colder. It's a nightmare I've not had a good hump for ages. If I don't use my dick soon I'm sure it's going to drop off. It's not meant to snow before Christmas it's just not British. No wonder Cheryl is so keen to bugger off to LA.
Talking of LA it looks like Cheryl may have a bit of a problem, several newspapers have now mentioned the fact that Cheryl needs a green card if she wishes to work in America but officials in America can get a bit arsey if you have any kind of criminal conviction. Sadly for Cheryl she got a conviction seven years ago for hitting a cloakroom attendant. I'm sure that Cheryl will have no problem getting around this obstacle because in America rich people can get the best justice that money can afford and with her cash and Simon's cash anything is possible.
The remaining acts in X-factor are slowly starting to jockey for position before Saturday's Semi final. Rebecca think Cher is getting special help because Cheryl spends so much more time with her. The reason Cheryl spends so much time with Cher is because she is fairly crap and extremely needy. I still think the final will be between One Direction and Matt so really the girls and Mary are just the side show. Most of the voters are teenage girls so I can't see too many voting for Cher because she's a Chav. The chances are come Sunday night it will be Mary and Cher in the sing off and Mary will be heading back to Tesco's.
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