He talks bollocks and buys bottox.

Simon has bought his three fellow judges £3000 worth of Bottox vouchers as a thank you present for their help during the series. Whilst I'm sure Louis was very grateful Dannii and Cheryl have let it be known that they are less than impressed. I don't know why Dannii is making such a fuss given that it is a well known fact she has been having bottoxs for years. I think Cheryl is cross because she sees it as Simon having a dig at her. It could have been worse he could have bought her £3000 worth of singing lessons, now that would have been cruel.