Jesus, which one of Simon's merry helpers decided to have an Elton John night? What a waste of space. None of the acts left in the show could do any of Elton's songs justice especially as none of them can play the piano. Katie was dreadful but Simon and Cheryl wouldn't have a bad word said about her, Louis has edged his bets this week by slagging Katie off but what will happen tomorrow if she is in the bottom two again? Perhaps some one in the production company has been armed with a rifle to shot one of the other contestants if Katie looks like losing or will Simon try and get Wagner deported just so Katie can survive another week.
Today's papers were full of tedious non-stories about the show including one story that suggests that Matt likes to get his oats 7 times a night! How stupid is that for a story no woman would shag a man with a beard seven times a night, just think of all the friction burns she would have on her thighs. Katie has supposedly had another blazing row with Cheryl, Wagner has been pestering grannies and one of the lads in the boyband has been using his 15 mintutes of fame to get his legover. Have we really got another 6 weeks of this to go?
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