The promised cold weather duly arrived today and as a result I had a very frustrating visit to the park. There were almost no bitches there at all and most of them that did turn up were wearing silly dog coats which were really off-putting. A combination of the cold weather and the horrible dog coats meant it was almost impossible for me to get an erection. I did get a semi for a while but I decided it wasn't worth risking my reputation trying to have a shag if I couldn't guarantee to satisfy the lovely lady.
I think I should go to the X-factor house because there are clearly plenty of bitches in there. Katie has so annoyed the other contestants that she has been labelled Katie Weasal, Cher just seems to have an attitude problem with everybody and so of the other acts are more than capable of a bit of back stabbing. Luckily they have got Mary to calm them all down but once she goes a civil war could break out.
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