I know that Ashley has often been dubbed as being greedy after he quit Arsenal for Chelsea, but how bloody greedy is Rooney? He was already earning a fortune before he threw his mega strop but now Man U have offered to double is wages. What is the point of that? What is he going to do with all his extra cash? It's not as though Colleen is going to let him go back to a casino anytime soon!
Cheryl has been sounding off again this time she has been telling Radio One that she doesn't understand men. Well that's not surprising given that she spends most of her time with Simon, Louis and Brian on X-factor and Derek and Will.Iam when she' not on X-factor.(four puffs and a rapper). She needs to meet some real men who now how to look after a woman.
Cheryl is also claiming we will see an all new Cher at the weekend singing a ballad, well I better make sure I have a sick bag at the ready. About the only thing Cher is good at apart from gurning is dancing so if she cuts that out she will come a cropper. Cheryl must be hoping to lose one of her acts soon because it must be bloody hard having to deal with four divas all the time.
Things are still getting to Wagner because now he's been pictured smoking wack backy. He clearly needs to relax more, he should come round and take me for a walk, that will help him chill.
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