According to Fleet Streets finest, Ashley has been consulting with his lawyers to get Cheryl booted out of the house. Given how little time she actually spends in the place I'm surprised she is even putting up a fight. But if Cheryl is forced to sling her hook wat will happens to me. Will I be kept on as one of the fixtures and fittings or will I be forced to move to Newcastle to live with her mum?
I can't say I'm too keen to move up north because it's too bloody cold up there in the winter. The cold really messes up my sex life because shagging al fresco isn't really an option when you willy shrinks away to nothing. I've enjoyed a few oudoor adventures up there in he Summer but I know how demanding those Northern bitches can be. The first time I fail to deiver they will never let me live it down.
Chelsea had a bad day yesterday losing to Man City with that ugly Argentinian striker grabbing the only goal. Luckily Arsenal and Spurs both slipped up so if United have a bad day at Bolton the damage will be fairly limited.
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