The papers are now claiming that Cheryl is through with men for the time being because she doesn't need one. That's right!
Who will get rid of the big spiders in the bathroom?
Who will carry all her heavy shopping bags back to the car when she needs retail therapy?
Who will tell her if a dress makes her bum look big?
Who will shield her from the paparazzi?
Who will bring her breakfast in bed?
Who will get her a hanky during a weepy movie?
Who will explain the off-side rule to her?
Who will keep her wam in bed?
Who will put out the rubbish at night?
Who will cook met on the BBQ for her?
Just because she has had one bad experience with a man doesn't mean that all men are bastards, and that she has to give them up for good.
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