The writings on the wall.

If todays Mirror is to be believed Cheryl is well on te way to untying the knot with Ashley. According to the terms of the divorce Ash can't phone or text her for six months after divorce; she keeps £6million home; she will not cite adultery as reason for divorce.  I get a mention in the story because se says the only thing she wants from Ash is a quick divorce and her two dogs. Well I'm clearly flattered that she thinks so much of me, given how ittle tme she has spent with me in he last couple of months I think it migt be a mixed blessing if she gets custody of me and coco. I really hope she isn't planning to move us both to LA. I couldn't bare to spend 6 months in warrantine and then having to make new friends amongst the over pampered American pooches. The alternative may be having to spend more time with her miserable bloody mother.

I can't understand why all the blame for the marriage has been heaped on Ash, I know he's been a naughty boy but if Cheryl had been at home more he would have had less chances and less need for him to stray away from home. All males think with their dicks if more wive's understood this there would be far fewer divorces.

All in all it's not been a good day for Ash with Man U sneaking a lucky win against Spurs thanks to a couple of dodgy penalties. So Ash will have to be on top form tomorrow to cope with Stoke.