I scoured all the papers but couldn't find the slightest mention of Cheryl. She really is running the risk of becoming yesterday's news. Kerry Katona is starting to look like some kind of saint after the papers have shown all her ex fellas to be total tossers. Jordan is out of the headlines because she is stuck in Egypt so Cheryl really needs to look at raising her profile sooner rather than later.
Simon is full of himself today claiming he's going to have four weddings to the same woman, he wants to tie the knot in LA, Hollywood , Barbados and Brighton. Weddings for Simon appear to be a bit like buses, you don't see one for ages and then four all come along at the same time. I suppose the beauty of four weddings is that you can sell the rights to four different magazines. If he can get £1m from each mag he should make a fortune.
Got so bored today finished up watchinh a repeat of 'Dragon's Den' whilst there are some great ideas on the show I'm still waiting for an inventor to come up with a gadget that alows small dogs like me to shag bitches that are twice my size. I have the desire and the right equipment but at present I can't seem to make ends meet.
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