What will I be getting for crimbo

I've been having a sniff around but so far I've not managed to find any clues about what I might be getting for Christmas. Either it's very well hidden or else it's not be bought yet. Cheryl's mum is a very canny shopper so she is probably waiting until the last minute to grab a real bargain. I'll be very disappointed if I end up with a plastic toy again even if it does resemble Simon Cowell!