Is Chezza off to LA

Cheryl has been spotted house hunting in LA. She was spotted looking around a £3m place in Beverley Hills.  But why does she want to spend so much money to go and live in a place where no-one can understand her accent. I'm sure she is just looking to buy a bolt hole to escape to if we have another cold winter over here. What a shame she can't take me. I could just picture my self strutting down Sunset Boulevard, I'm sure some of those stuck up bitches in America would like a bit of British rough.