Will I be that lucky?

When I read that the designer Alexander McQueen had left his dog £50,000 in his will I started to think about what I would do with so much money.  May be I could by some bling and visit some posh restaurants. Or may be I'd blow it on a cut dog walker to take me out every day to the posh haunts of London. I also started to wonder if Cheryl and Ash have got round to writing their wills yet and if I get a mention.