The worlds gone mad.

Have I really just been dreaming for the last week. I'm sure that Cheryl lost her job on US X-factor stormed home and vowed never to speak to Simon ever again.  But now Simon is saying she was never sacked and she will be back at work on Tuesday. The video doing the rounds showing how rubbish she was has now disappeared and a new video has been released showing her doing a fantastic job. Can someone just stop the world while I jump off?