Things must be bad.

You know things are bad when the papers start to compare you with Jordan. The Mirror today claims that Cheryl is unlucky in love just like Jordan. How do they work that out then? Jordan is about to get her second divorce and has three kids with two different fathers and is generally regarded as a slapper. Cheryl has had one husband and she has been spotted out a few times with a dancer who may or may not be her boyfriend.