Could Ash return to Arsenal?

With Thierry Henry heading back to Arsenal could Ashley follow in his footsteps? The Arsenal fans hate him but I'm sure that if the money was right Ash would be interested. Whilst Chelsea have too many old players, Arsenal are crying out for players with experience.

What will Cheryl do in 2012

After a very low profile in 2011 what has next year got in store for Cheryl. You will know she has hit rock bottom if she ends up on some silly celebrity show like Big Brother or I'm a Celebrity. I suspect she will relaunch her singing career but with a slightly different style.

Time for musical Chairs at the Bridge?

With their title chances already down the pan is it time for AVB to pension off the old guard and replace them with some young guns. Ash could be off to the states along with Frank and John, Nicholas is off to China and anyone else over 25 needs to start looking for a new club.

Slow news day.

You know it must be a slow news day when there is a story in the paper about Cheryl taking a spare pair of flat shoes everywhere she goes. That's not bloody news it's simply Cheryl being practical.

Ash and the boys threw away more points on Monday only managing 1-1 draw with Fulham. It looks like the premiership is now heading to Manchester.

One more sleep til Christmas.

I can honestly say I feel like a dog with two dicks today. Christmas is just one sleep away. Hopefully I'll get something really special from Cheryl to make up for the fact that I've hardly seen her this year. I wonder if Ash will have sent me anything this year he usually sends me a gift just to try and compete with Cheryl for my affections.

Honours even

After a hard fought match Chelsea finished up drawing 1.1 with Spurs. Not a bad result all told and Ashley helped set up the Chelsea goal.

Terry in the Dock

Looks like Ashley may be teaming up with a new defender very soon with John Terry being with racial abuse. Isn't it funny how both a Chelsea player and a Liverpool player likely to miss a lot of matches this season. Any one would think the FA are trying to give a few favours to Manchester United.